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Ed the Editor's avatar

Pride comes before a fall… to the floor, to be eaten by your love robot vacuum.

Disturbingly loving, painfully humorous.

Mac Sitko's avatar

Thanks, Ed!

RM Greta's avatar

This was disturbing and hot. I especially loved the leg eating. Rad!

Mac Sitko's avatar

Thanks!

Also, massive thanks to you and Morgan for giving me the opportunity to write it for this project ☺️

RM Greta's avatar

🤍🫀 glad to have you! We spotted you a mile away and knew you'd be perfect for it :)

RM Greta's avatar

I guess that means you stand out haha. We agreed you'd kill it and you did!

MA Knight's avatar

FUCKKKKKK YES! This was actually hot and I’m not sure how you fucking did that with a Roomba, man. Obviously relevant to our times, with Chat GPT jacking everyone off. BRAVO

Mac Sitko's avatar

I'm glad you liked it, haha. It was a wild ride writing this one.

Walt Shuler's avatar

I'm really not sure how you made a Roomba hot, but you did! I'm weirdly glad we got rid of ours...

Mac Sitko's avatar

Thanks.

Haha. I still have mine. I run it three times a day.

Walt Shuler's avatar

🤖🔥

Kelly Xan's avatar

This story chills me to the bone, I absolutely love it 🤣

Mac Sitko's avatar

I'm glad it chills you to the bone as opposed to chewing you to the bone 😄

Thank you

Morgan A.Drake's avatar

Awwww, you added research notes!!! ❤️

You are absolutely conscript...I mean, invited, to the next one.

'Smartass' is great. And the heart on the screen was 🧑‍🍳💋. Thank you for participating.

Nav Rao's avatar

Ok I didn’t expect the horror. I thought it would turn to murder but to go this far is something else. Do you have an Amazon affiliate link?

Mac Sitko's avatar

I'll take 'something else' as a badge of honour!

No Amazon link right now. You can support more wild stuff like that by subscribing here or tipping my ko-fi (http://ko-fi.com/macsitko)

Saint-Lazare's avatar

I thought Maggie would get pregnant, but no, you took the psycho path, and I was there for it 😁

Mac Sitko's avatar

I'm glad you stayed for it, haha. Thanks for reading.

Lee Summers's avatar

I see Maggie used him up like he’s her battery. No notes, this was a wild ride in more ways than one!

Mac Sitko's avatar

Thanks! 🖤

Birdie Falling's avatar

This was like watching a train wreck and not being able to look away. Fantastic job.

williamphaynes/elliott's avatar

where can I get one?

Alex Jenkin's avatar

Fricken amazing.. written beautifully and such a great realisation of a wild idea 🤘

Mac Sitko's avatar

Thank you! I'm glad it sparked for you!

Nick Winney's avatar

man, how did you dream this up! It just kept getting weirder and weirder and badder and wronger. Top marks from me! My hoover is seeming rubbish now.

Mac Sitko's avatar

Thanks!

Time to get that Roomba, ey?

Nick Winney's avatar

not since I saw what happens when they roll over a dog turd

Didrik's avatar

Well, then you say that I'm paranoid. Damn lunatic, they'll lock us in the same room with padded walls. Great job!